We only have one hope. There is only one man that comes to mind that is so good, so above reproach, that he could even possibly be acceptable to all of America:

(Oh, btw. I know that Lorne Greene was Canadian. We don’t want to vote for Lorne Greene. We want to vote for PAW. Plus, I figure if the dead can vote in half of America, why should being dead exclude you from office?)

Data Driven Econophile. Muslim, USA born. Been “woke” 2x: 1st, when I realized the world isn’t fair; 2nd, when I realized the “woke” people are full of shit.

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