Little confused here. There are two issues for Christians on the table regarding birth control.
The first is the Catholic Church’s rejection of ALL birth control, which is unique to the Catholic Church, and is so uniformly ignored that it can be considered irrelevant.
The second is far more relevant, that being the near-universal concern held by practicing Christians regarding the birth control methods which may be abortifacents.
Seems to me you’ve gone on a tirade against the first, and not the second, which is a much more relevant discussion to issues on the ground.