If I was the man, by panel 4, I’d already be thinking the following:

  1. OK, good, I don’t have to pay for dinner.
  2. I doubt I’m going to get a second date out of this chick.
  3. Dammit, I’m definitely not getting laid tonight.

Data Driven Econophile. Muslim, USA born. Been “woke” 2x: 1st, when I realized the world isn’t fair; 2nd, when I realized the “woke” people are full of shit.

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