We took a 10 day vacation in Kazan in 2015 to watch the World Swimming Championships. We also spent an afternoon in St. Petersburg on a cruise ship outing in 2013.

We enjoyed ourselves.

It’s quite possible that on one or both of my trips, I spoke to someone whose girlfriend’s mother’s cousin’s father works for the government.

I expect my congressional summons to arrive in the mail any day now, for such heinous and traitorous behavior on my part.

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Data Driven Econophile. Muslim, USA born. Been “woke” 2x: 1st, when I realized the world isn’t fair; 2nd, when I realized the “woke” people are full of shit.

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