First, they changed the recipe for Miracle Whip, replacing most of the oil with water, cutting down the sugar, creating a product that neither tasted nor performed the same way. Then they pretended to go back to the old recipe by labeling the new one “original.”

I never knew that. All I knew is that my egg salad didn’t rock anymore, so I stopped making it.

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Data Driven Econophile. Muslim, USA born. Been “woke” 2x: 1st, when I realized the world isn’t fair; 2nd, when I realized the “woke” people are full of shit.

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