Random stranger: You’re both going to make a mess regardless of who wins. Anyway why are you planning on making any mess at all?? If you actually cared about having a clean beach you’d be over here helping me instead of choosing to play a stupid, irrelevant game that doesn’t ultimately make this place any nicer!

I actually had somebody who wanted to argue that Team D was better than Team R because the body count under Team D over the last few administrations was some thousands less than Team R’s.

I was like “Are you shitting me? We’re talking TENS OF THOUSANDS FOR BOTH. There shouldn’t be ANY body count at all!”

(Went downhill from there.)

Data Driven Econophile. Muslim, USA born. Been “woke” 2x: 1st, when I realized the world isn’t fair; 2nd, when I realized the “woke” people are full of shit.

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