Random stranger: You’re both going to make a mess regardless of who wins. Anyway why are you planning on making any mess at all?? If you actually cared about having a clean beach you’d be over here helping me instead of choosing to play a stupid, irrelevant game that doesn’t ultimately make this place any nicer!
I actually had somebody who wanted to argue that Team D was better than Team R because the body count under Team D over the last few administrations was some thousands less than Team R’s.
I was like “Are you shitting me? We’re talking TENS OF THOUSANDS FOR BOTH. There shouldn’t be ANY body count at all!”
(Went downhill from there.)