Boy, I bet you’re a lot of fun at parties. Do you throw cold water on every celebratory event?
Easter: “You know, these was never a Jesus crucified.”.
Weddings: “Well, you know, 50% of all marriages end in divorce”
Graduation: “Well, the best part of your life is over. Now you become a wage slave like the rest of us.”
Sheesh. Give it a rest. Two billion people on the planet are very happy today. They don’t need an amateur anthropologist pooping on the party. You add no value.