Boy, I bet you’re a lot of fun at parties. Do you throw cold water on every celebratory event?

Easter: “You know, these was never a Jesus crucified.”.

Weddings: “Well, you know, 50% of all marriages end in divorce”

Graduation: “Well, the best part of your life is over. Now you become a wage slave like the rest of us.”

Sheesh. Give it a rest. Two billion people on the planet are very happy today. They don’t need an amateur anthropologist pooping on the party. You add no value.

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Data Driven Econophile. Muslim, USA born. Been “woke” 2x: 1st, when I realized the world isn’t fair; 2nd, when I realized the “woke” people are full of shit.

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